This damn little box of magnetic words has more m*&%#@er f*#@ing obscenities in it than a f*&%ed-up sailing falling through a s@!* house floor. Hell, you might even make a decent f@#$ing poem with it...just walk your fat ass over to the fridge and stick 'em on the door, or if it's one of those stainless steel pieces of crap, stick 'em to some other g*&^%@mn steel surface.